--inity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and god think is fair, whether it's flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas?How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray ( Read more... )

Oh, do Britney with the umbrella, okay? Britney with the umbrella, go!

Aah! Rraaaaaahhh!!

I'm the car! I'm the car!

[Camera flashes followed. There was a beat of silence, then the two break into a chaos of laughter.]

Okay now, my turn, do a Marylin face!

Oh!

[Flash, flash, baby. The girly laughing should be almost unbearable by now.]


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No-- you shut up!

Grrrr! Rrraaaahh!!

Aaahh! Oww!

[the sound of two girls fighting; hitting each other with handbags, pulling each others' hair, tearing each other's dresses and kicking with high heels --plus making those nails do some work for once. Ouch]

Rrrhh! --I always hated that stupid headband!

No! Oow! My headband! Get-- Rrrah!

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[the sound of someone stirring in their sleep, a heavy yawn, and then the rustling of sheets]

Dorota...? --Oh, yeah. Guh, did I gain weight or what ( Read more... )